elektrxnacho:

winter/holiday prompts:

1. “I’m not going to kiss you under the mistletoe.”
2. “I got apple cider up my nose.”
3. “I’m cold, can you cuddle with me?” “No.”
4. “If you don’t grab me a blanket, I’m breaking up with you.”
5. “I’ll give you five dollars if you make a fire.”
6. “Let’s make snow angels!” “Are you nine?”
7. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
8. “Merry Christmas!” “I don’t celebrate Christmas.”
9. “How much for the ugly Christmas sweater?”
10. “I don’t like how you decorated the tree. Do it again.”
11. “What are you doing?” “Hiding from carolers.”
12. “So you’re going to dress up as Santa.”
13. “You burnt the holiday cookies!”
14. “My reindeer slipper broke.”
15. “I’m no Kevin McCallister, okay?”
16. “Great, now I have to re-hide your Christmas gifts.”
17. “If you turn down the Christmas music, I’ll murder you.”
18. “Wanna go skating in Central Park?”
19. “You really want a pair of fuzzy socks?”
20. “Nightmare Before Christmas is a Christmas movie, not a Halloween movie.”
21. “Bath and Body Works was having a sale on their holiday scents so I bought twenty bottles of lotion.”
22. “How can you possibly look good with snow in your hair?”
23. “Are you humming the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy?”
24. “I’m watching Barbie Nutcracker.”
25. “Santa’s handwriting looks suspiciously like yours.”