dailylogandoodle:

Thomas: Luck be a lady tonight…

Patton: Why does luck have to be a lady? What if luck wants to be a man?

Virgil: Luck be a dude tonight.

Roman: Ah, but should we impose such artificial constructs as gender upon the abstract concept of luck?

Logan: Luck, if you would, please anthropomorphise into a humanoid form of your chosen gender between 8pm and 6am.