lizardlicks:

schmergo:

toomanyfeelings5:

kisshamlet:

macduf:

kisshamlet:

hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change

Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND] 

THE PLAY ENDS WITH THE FOUR CAPTAINS DUNKING HAMLET’S CORPSE INTO A COFFIN AT LIKE 90 MILES AN HOUR

SLAMLET.

“Alas, poor Yorick…” (Shatters the skull)

It is way too late at night for me to be awake because i am LOSING MY SHIT over this post