Why couldn’t all those would-be-kings pull the sword from the stone? They didn’t have the Arthur-ization.
I have an open letter for everyone: C
I have a half brother who’s really tall. I think 6′5″ at least. Imagine if he were a full brother!
When I’m under the weather, I really envy ants. They never get sick with their antybodies.
I wanted to have a better vocabulary so I got a thesaurus, but it’s the worst! Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
I heard they have these glass coffins. I don’t know. Whether they’ll take off remains to be seen.
If you’re ever caught in the rain when you’re boating and want to keep your head dry, just flip it over. Then it’s capsized!
When my doctor told me to go see a chiropractor, I didn’t think it would help, but I stand corrected.
I peeked in the door for a convention hall once when they had an event for married couples. I looked, but there wasn’t a single person in the room!
Gonna add more to this 😉
Geology rocks, but geography is where its at
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, as he started to swing at a tree, the tree shouted “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue.”
Mountains aren’t funny. They’re hill areas
Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners. But cat scan
Well, to be Frank I’d have to change my name
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work
Why do paladins wear chainmail? Because its so holey
Why do rogues wear leather armor? Because its made of hide
What’s a druid’s favorite social media platform? Vine!
AND YOU WILL DIALOGUE
OML
And thank you @xxspotsonxx for bombarding me with a plether of Dad Jokes.
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