glumshoe:

absolutebeginnerlondoner:

glumshoe:

“Really, detective? A strawberry daiquiri? Well, you must be secure in your sexuality.” She grinned unpleasantly.

“Very secure,” he said, looking her up and down with his one good eye. “I’m about as gay as an Easter daffodil.”

Why does he have only one good eye? What is the story behind that?

His other eye is chaotic neutral.