theultimatesandwich:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I met Markiplier in a grocery store, but when I went up to him to say hello I said “why the fuck are you in Canada?” instead and he looked like he’d been caught doing something he shouldn’t have been before yelling “DISTRACTION!” and throwing a box of Kleenex at my head. When I looked back, he was barreling toward the exit.

Reason number 537 why you should always read the URL first