superwaywardangel:

deceitful-deception:

superwaywardangel:

I started sending tired texts to myself a while ago and sometimes they’re great (“I get more excited for the pizza man than I ever will for any intimate interaction”) and other times they’re nonsensical (“There’s a hotdog plane. Celebrate with a flower crown.”) but I found a God tier shitpost for the Sanders Sides.

“Deceit wears snake-up.”

And I’m now losing my shit at 3 Am over it.

SNAKE-UP I CAN’T XD I just,,, yes.

I was laughing for 15 minutes before I shared this and I’m still laughing. Even in my sleep, I make puns