rocketrandom66:

miicharacter:

mycowboyhat:

dreamsweetinseamajor:

my son, lovingly named homeboy: hey dad, can i go buy it (2017) on dvd?

me: yeah, meet me at the cash register later

my husband walking up to me 5 minutes later: where’s our son?

me:

okay wait so you’re his dad and you would have a husband? …….. this is whats wrong with our generation…

i like men, bitch

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