eelpatrickharris:

eelpatrickharris:

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts