My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand
Freshman who wants to make popcorn:
Senior who just wants to sleep:
When I was in college, my dorm building’s fire alarm went off way more often than any other building’s on campus. Always figured it was popcorn-related.
My building housed the Arts Village community. I once came home and told my mom that there were a lot of skunks around campus, because I could always smell them. We seriously had so many fire alarms, and it always took at least an hour to clear the building and let us back in.
It took me until three years after I graduated to figure it out.
octoberspirit 