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alright but can you imagine Virgil biting into a kiwi like an apple while Roman screams and Patton is sobbing to Logan because “is he dying Logan is my son gonna die?!?!” and Logan is just fuming because no, the skin is edible, but by God it’s an edible crime against humanity

bold of you to assume Logan’s not the one eating fruits with edible but Awful skin for the n u t r i e n t s. or so he claims. then Virgil catches a wink from him and a nod towards Roman who is RAGING at this “crime far worse than any curse! terror too horrible to ever consider witnessing again!”. the next day both Virgil and Logan are biting into different fruits. Logan just chomps into an orange without a change of expression at the taste. once Roman figures out what’s going on the kitchen is suddenly a battleground at who can choose the worst fruit to eat with its skin on and tough it out until they’re finished. Patton cheers his kiddos on when Logan tells him none of these have adverse effects. Roman has a lemon in his hand and Virgil is just shaking his head in horror. “he’s too powerful LOGAN ABORT-” and then he looks over to see Logan with a lime and a grapefruit, smiling with an almost evil glint in his eye. it’s chaos.

I am in awe

So…who goes for the pineapple?