But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:
But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.
I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.