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mechalesbian:

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

They’re mostly just useful for puncturing things, which could work on sauce packets, but it’s also kind of like accidentally stabbing through both sides of a Capri Sun with the straw.

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