timetravelingcacti:

wethepotterheads0214:

i-think-im-bi-help:

wethepotterheads0214:

siniristiriita:

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

@i-think-im-bi-help is this really how it all goes down?

Yes my cat is smarter then me and takes advantage of as much as possible

Holy cow i need me a cat

Cats always