eschatonin:

araxoolie:

blackthorn-and-iron:

murbellas-musings:

cryptovexillologist:

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

“Which one of you is Cesar, Pompey, and Crassus?” Would be the gay dude version

So uh… Which one of you is the healer, which is the tank, and which is the dps?

Which of you punishes moral crimes, which punishes oath breakers, and which punishes murderers?

So, who’s the Bulbasaur, who’s the Charmander, and who’s the Squirtle?