“This has been a test of the Reality Alert System. If this had been a real emergency you would be advised to:
•Reset your compasses to ‘zero’
•Lock all books and maps in an airtight container
•Make sure everyone in your household is blindfolded
•Wait for The Singing to pass”
-QuietPineTrees
If you pledge to support the new Quiet Pine Trees book, you can get postcards with typewritten microfiction stories sent to your home every month. They are totally immune to reality-changing events, and wouldn’t need to be locked up!
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