so i just discovered the futch scale and
me, flirting with a woman: so are you more of a musket or a labrys
And bisexuals have dozens of weapons from all over the scale
pansexuals have an armory
Gay men have a castle
lgbtqa+ unity means living together in a castle stocked with increasingly complicated weaponry.
Asexuals also get dragons to help defend theirs
aces protect the castle
I know I don’t fit in this community but I like helping.
Gothic castle in Connecticut is for sale check it out.
http://www.businessinsider.com/inside-a-custom-built-gothic-castle-in-connecticut-2015-10
It comes with a moat.
it
it’s brand new. some asshat literally started building a castle in the 2000s.
calling all queer mutuals we’re gonna assemble $45 million and live queerplatonically in a castle let’s go
cool but one problem: we’re gay and we as gays have no money
reblog if you’re gay and have no money
we storm the castle at dawn
shit you’re right i forgot how gay we are
none of us are getting up before noon
WE STORM AT 3:30
READY THE CANNONS


