5. Monty Python
Hilarious, glowing, droll. Quality god.
4. Prince of Egypt
Soft spoken, kind, has Val Kilmer’s voice. Quality God.
3. Bruce Almighty
Shifty but kind, has a sense of humor. Played by Morgan fucking Freeman. Quality god.
2. Noah (2014)
Mysterious, creepy, kinda fucked up, likes magic, possibly gay. Quality god.
1. Sistine Chapel
The classic. Best beard, buff bod, sweet pink nightie. Quality god.




