help-mywife:

tchellig:

help-mywife:

Help; my wife is holding herself hostage for a ransom of 1,000 kisses but that’s really a lot and would take hours I think she overestimated.

Um, no. At four little pecks a second, it’d be just over four minutes. If you took your time about placing them, and were a little more careful, you could still probably manage at least two a second and manage a lot a variety in placement, which would mean about eight minutes of cute-as-shit forehead kisses and neck-kisses and shoulder-kisses and back-of-hand-kisses.

A thousand kisses is a little excessive, but actually very doable.

Ty systems engineer side of tumblr you’ve saved my marriage.