the new Ruining History, aka Get Fucking Wrecked, Ryan

ryanbirgara:

ryan: dead men tell no tales.

kate: they tell no tales?

ryan: well, they don’t tell tales if they’re dead.

kate, innocently: i thought you believed in ghosts?

ryan:

shane, delighted, fucking LEAPING at the opportunity to roast ryan: oh, SHIT! yeah, what about that, idiot?