little-smartass:

okay but give me a bossuet who’s 100% self aware about his awful luck but instead of making him more cautious he’s just like “fuck it” because it’s gonna go wrong anyway might as well have fun so it’s ridiculously easy to dare him to do anything

R: hey boss… what do you think would happen if you went mattress surfing?
bossuet: buddy I have no idea but I’m sure it would be fucking hilarious let’s find out