jk-destroyed-our-best-gay-ships:
the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager
that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism
“Who do we have here?! His royal highness himself has deigned to grace us with his presence, we are truly blessed this day!!!”—Sirius at the next Order meeting after finding out about Snape’s nickname.