– what time it is
– how long you’ve been reading
– how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours
– what you were late for because you were reading
– the woeful few hours you have left to sleep
– the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing
– the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak
– the general public’s reaction to your outbreak
– how much phone battery you have left
All true, though the phone battery thing risks activating overprotective mode and answers of “OMG CHARGE THAT THING NOW.” #fandommom #whyareyouonlyat2% #whatiftherewasanemergency #andputonasweater