in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

erose130:

kassasaurus-rex:

 men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

I’ve encountered this individual before. My very tall, very gay friend was driving us to school and this dude almost ran us off the road and oh boy does my friend have some road rage, he got out of his car and started yelling at this guy and all the guy did was pop open his door just a little and go “hey f***** get back in your car”

Bitch was scared and hoped his big truck would save him.