thedoubteriswise:

iesika:

arachnaboy:

ragnarokapologist:

ragnarokapologist:

all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am 

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

I don’t know that a character played by cate blanchett needs thor’s help to be tackled by 50 lesbians