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servals-dank-meme-machine:

When I worked for Walfart, I had a customer ask me where the yogurt was while standing right in front of it. I just motioned for them to turn around and they called me a smart ass. 

a lady tried a sample of curry chicken salad and then told my coworker that it tastes too much like curry.

a man looked at my salisbury steaks, said “that looks disgusting! ill have some!” and bought like 3