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Bad dnd character idea: A high elf wizard chef named Taako Taaco who is decidedly not Taako Taaco but pretends to be him to steal his identity and is so shitty at his job as a wizard and dresses so terribly that no one realizes he’s not Taako Taaco

Optional: not telling your dnd partners that that’s what you’re doing and just saying you’re playing Taako Taaco. Wait to see how long it takes them calling you out on acting out of character to realize you’re just a Taako Taaco impersonator

Bonus points:

– You try and fail to do the Taako voice but it’s ok because you’re playing someone who can’t do the Taako voice

– You’ve never watched The Adventure Zone and you’re just winging EVERY aspect of the character you didn’t learn through dashboard osmosis