And I took this picture and brought it out to the living room and showed my wife, and all I asked was “Baby, why?”
“Why what?”
“Baby??? Why.”
“We needed toothpaste!”
And I stared at her for a minute and she looked at me uncomprehending until her eyes widened and she went “OHhhh! The knife!” and she laughed a little before going back to what she was doing.
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