pirate-patton:

concept: logan and roman as twins (bc left and right brain obviously). going off of my favorite idea that in the mindscape they all look different from each other (except in this case logan and roman look different together…bc identical mirror twins)

• “hey do you think if i get hurt you’ll feel it?” “i dunno, let’s find out”
• “twin telepathy! what am i thinking about?!” randomly shouted at different times of the day, by either of them
• for most of thomas’s childhood they actually shared a room, but as his brain developed more and more their room split
• they didn’t take it well when the room split
• especially roman 
• so now there’s a huge 10-year-old-roman sized hole in the wall and neither of them have ever tried to fix it
• sometimes they’ll just sit in front of hole and chit chat, usually sitting with their feet pressed together
• they’ll swap places sometimes just to confuse the others, and because they can ~kinda~ do each other’s job
• logan wears his glasses so that the others can always tell who’s who
• “i’m the smart twin” “oh yeah well i’m the hot twin!” “wE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE”
• they can be screaming about hating each other for the whole afternoon, but come bedtime one of them (whoever initiated the fighting) will go to the other’s room and crawl into bed with him and apologize
• “you annoy me to the point where i would actually fight a tree, but if anything happened to you i would fling myself into the sun” “i see we’re being dramatic tonight. i love you, too.”
• patton mixes them up c o n s t a n t l y
• “morning roooo – logan! morning logan! logic!”
• “play nice, loooo – roman! princey!!”
• they have conversation in their sleep and it lowkey (highkey) freaks all the others out
• logan is the older twin and he holds it over roman’s head
• “when i was your age” “yOU MEAN SEVEN MINUTES AGO”
• roman is half an inch taller than logan, and just for revenge’s sake he holds it (literally) over logan’s head
• “short stuff” “hobbit” “shortie mc short-shorts-” “yOU CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU’RE TALLER”
• they talk at the same time, text each other the same thing at the same time, and move the same way at the same time far too often, and it pisses them off every time
• *say something at the same time* “quit copying me!” “i’m older, so you’re copying me!” “well i thought it first!” “then why didn’t you say it first?”
• roman: *sneaking very quietly into the living room* logan: whatever you’re getting ready to do, don’t
• they color code all of their stuff, and still somehow mix it all up
• “roman that’s my pen!” “nuh-uh, it’s mine! i’m the one that likes felt pens!” “iT HAS BLUE TAPE ON IT, ASSHOLE, IT’S MINE”
• in the end they don’t really mind the other taking their stuff, so long as it’s returned
• roman: *launches himself onto logan’s bed* “POP QUIZ: DEFINE SNACK”
• logan: *throws himself on top of roman* “POP QUIZ: DEFINE SUBSEQUENT”
• “i hate physical affection and anyone in my personal bubble” “then why are you laying on roman?” “he doesn’t count he’s basically me if i was outgoing” *offended princey noises*
• “you’re my favorite twin” “i’m your only twin” “thank god”

this is quickly becoming a favorite idea of mine tbh