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21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

im crying

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

I forgot the word fork. I was trying to find the world and explained it as ‘ like a pitchfork’ then immediately realized my mistake

I went to a french language school a few years ago and i have some contributions

Greenhouse: Chez le salad / “The salad’s house” (alternatively, maison du salad which translates to salad house)

Feather: feuille de oiseau / “bird leaf”

Deer/Venison: chèvre de la forêt / “goat of the forest”

Boat: comme une voiture mais sur la mer / “like a car but on the sea”

Me and my friend were talking and i was trying to explain microphones i shouted in the middle of biology “The FUCKING HHHHH THINGY YOU TALK INTO”