I got to talk to the really hot person at the gym today. His name is Adam. He’s a dude. He’s really fucking hot, and funny, and nerdy.
*smiles like an idiot* Oh man, I had it so bad.
I used to get to the gym at like 4:30, do MY workout, swim, and then watch as the SwimFit class arrived at 6:30 bc Hot Guy At The Gym would saunter in with his cute ass and beautiful face and amazing shoulders and then he TALKED TO ME and asked if I was there for the swimfit class and I almost DROWNED because he was like an angel standing there so of course I said yes and that’s the story of how I spent over a year getting to the gym at 4:30 and staying till 7:30 trying to keep up in the pool with triathlon swim training.
And now he has the gall to skip the gym! I thought I was marrying a permanent gym buddy! The lies.
honey, i want to see a movie about your love story.
I rescued him off the side of the road when he got pulled over and the cop wouldn’t let him drive the car home (registration) and on the way I saw a dog running in the road and I knew where it lived so I pulled over and told her to jump in the car and we drove her back home and Adam told me later that it was the most endearing thing he’d ever seen.
So like. I white knighted him AND disney princessed him at the same time.
octoberspirit 