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penfairy:

I googled “how many eggs are too many” because I’m struggling to keep up with the output from my beloved hens, and after some searching I found a story about a guy in the late 19th century who decided – “without medical advice” – to live on nothing but eggs

three weeks and 567 eggs later he turned orange

so 567 is the answer

567 eggs is too many

STU THAT’S 567 EGGS