Context: After a particularly hard dungeon our DM let us take a break and do some party bonding and back story exposition. I suggested that we go outside and sit in the DM’s hotub while just role playing our characters. OH ALSO, one of our party members Pam, a tifling monk who thinks that she is god, is in love with an NPC druid who is accompanying us (who our DM is role playing as we sit in the hot tub).
Cleric: *in the middle of a sad backstory about how the love of his life died*
Pam: *scoots closer to the DM in the hot tub and tries to put her arm around them*
DM: Pam take one for inspiration and get the fuck away from me.